The Untitled

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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(via falloutboyonboy)

torment-is-romantic:

frivolousgoogling:

swimmingin-a-fishbowl:

celebeaner:

randommajin:

Minnesota- Hypocrisy with no limits

this is sad

this taught me that i should never move to idaho

haha I dunno, Minnesota made me laugh on the killing people one, like I can just picture it looking around like what the FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS

this concerns me

(Source: maptitude1, via naturesafterthought)

tsunamiwavesurfing:

this why yall tagged/me game need to be on point

(Source: literallysame, via generalbooty)

memewhore:

kookie667:

I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny

This is my dad, he actually thinks it’s funny.

(Source: justcashierthings)

funnyandhilarious:

Wiping away the tears »

Its so baaaaad but I’m laughing soo much

funnyandhilarious:

Wiping away the tears »

Its so baaaaad but I’m laughing soo much

DC:

Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

Marvel:

YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

DC:

We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

Marvel:

HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

DC:

The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

Marvel:

DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

DC:

After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

Marvel:

PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

DC:

We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

Marvel:

NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

DC:

We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

Marvel:

NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

DC:

We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

Marvel:

FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

DC:

Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

Marvel:

NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

DC:

Wait-

Marvel:

NEW FEMALE THOR

DC:

I didn't-

Marvel:

NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

Marvel:

TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

Marvel:

PEACE

College be like

vavavante:

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

FASFA BE LIKE : $14.78

(via generalbooty)

DC:

Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

Marvel:

YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

DC:

We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

Marvel:

HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

DC:

The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

Marvel:

DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

DC:

After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

Marvel:

PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

DC:

We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

Marvel:

NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

DC:

We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

Marvel:

NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

DC:

We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

Marvel:

FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

DC:

Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

Marvel:

NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

DC:

Wait-

Marvel:

NEW FEMALE THOR

DC:

I didn't-

Marvel:

NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

Marvel:

TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

Marvel:

PEACE

moon-ball:

Nintendo 3DS System Giveaway.
So, the 3DS I ordered came in the mail, which means I have no use for this one anymore and there’s a lot of my followers who are in desperate need of a 3DS so why not do a giveaway for it?What you’ll be receiving:
One Purple Nintendo 3DS System
The stylus that comes with it
The charger
One 2GB SD Card
A copy of Pokemon X
▻ Rules.
There will only be one winner. The shipping costs will be covered by yours truly.
You don’t have to be following me, but it’d be much appreciated. I only post Pokemon here.
Likes do not count.
You may reblog this post as many times as you like, but be sure not to spam your followers.
No giveaway blogs, I check.
You must be okay with giving your address out to me.
You must have your ask box open when the giveaway ends so I have some form of contacting you.
If you win and don’t respond in 48 hours, a new winner will be picked.
    The giveaway will end on September 1st, 2014.Good luck!

moon-ball:

Nintendo 3DS System Giveaway.

So, the 3DS I ordered came in the mail, which means I have no use for this one anymore and there’s a lot of my followers who are in desperate need of a 3DS so why not do a giveaway for it?

What you’ll be receiving:

  • One Purple Nintendo 3DS System
  • The stylus that comes with it
  • The charger
  • One 2GB SD Card
  • A copy of Pokemon X


▻ Rules.

  • There will only be one winner. The shipping costs will be covered by yours truly.
  • You don’t have to be following me, but it’d be much appreciated. I only post Pokemon here.
  • Likes do not count.
  • You may reblog this post as many times as you like, but be sure not to spam your followers.
  • No giveaway blogs, I check.
  • You must be okay with giving your address out to me.
  • You must have your ask box open when the giveaway ends so I have some form of contacting you.
  • If you win and don’t respond in 48 hours, a new winner will be picked.

   
The giveaway will end on September 1st, 2014.

Good luck!

(via kichizone)

funnyandhilarious:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass »
bussykiller:

bussykiller:

versaceslut:

abeardedboy:

they don’t all fit in the washroom at the same time anymore.73 toys, and i forgot to put in my 2 metal hooks so technically i have 75




HE HAS IT!

bussykiller:

bussykiller:

versaceslut:

abeardedboy:

they don’t all fit in the washroom at the same time anymore.

73 toys, and i forgot to put in my 2 metal hooks so technically i have 75

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HE HAS IT!

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(via fuckyeahloldemort)

lolsomeone-actually:

wincheski:

of-gods-and-monsters:

#he looks so proud to have outsmarted hermione

#That one time Wizards used psychology instead of magic #And it was 200% effective

Out of context this is a really strange conversation

I just realized that as well

Kinda sounds like sex

(Source: pottergifs, via fuckyeahloldemort)

parkingstrange:

jacobae-shaddix:

Do you ever just see a cute selfie of a person you don’t follow and just kinda

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oh my god

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

Goodbye New Hampshire

I now see why I don’t visit my family as often as I feel like I should. turns my stepgrandfather is a part of the Arian brotherhood, stepgrandmother is schitso(i don’t know how to spell the word, forgive me), my brother is stubborn brute who knows everything, my religious grandmother trying not to tell me I’m going to hell, and my stepfather and mum with their never ending history listen. Plus the nauseating pipe smoke and unending nature just tie the bow on the present. All this means next time only a week not two, I love my family. But I love to visit, not stay. I love all of them to pieces, just some times they make me want to fall to pieces. Wish me luck, all of these are going to be in one place this Saturday D:

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

Yes.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)